Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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