in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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