just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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