What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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