I got chris browned last night
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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