There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
worst night to have a conscience
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My ass is underappreciated
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