I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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