and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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