yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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