I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
