whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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