Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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