As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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