Your tits are I can't wait for
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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