talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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