Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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