I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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