Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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