I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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