sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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