so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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