I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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