i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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