feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
