It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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