I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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