Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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