yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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