All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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