So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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