Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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