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Dad?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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