Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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