how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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