Sry I called you an 8
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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