I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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