i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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