My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
even my farts smell like vagina
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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