I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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