you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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