its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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