i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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