I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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