i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.