I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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