If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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