who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He kissed a someone with a penis
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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