I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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