Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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