Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Your penis caused this!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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