sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I party with great urgency now.
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