No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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