I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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