I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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