In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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