Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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